animal crackers

da best gamecon team ever joined!!was the animal crackers i know they lost this year now the half breed tataga will frikin own you that you will be crying like a litle pussy! haha lol
by Kobee January 13, 2008
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Animal Cracker

He Is A Albany, NY Based Hip Hop Artist
The Animal Cracker Is A Violent Artist.
The Animal Cracker Makes Agressive Music.
by hiphop March 7, 2008
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It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.
Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?
by Lady NY February 4, 2017
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animal cracker game

An old game that involves eating an animal cracker (sometimes the frosted kind) off of any part of another person's unclothed body. Usually played in a small group, but I doubt anyone plays this game anymore. It was basically a cheap way at getting intimate with other people.
1. Sheryl and John played the animal cracker game after school... I guess they can't afford canned whipped cream.

2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
by Morbidia June 2, 2005
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animal cracker effect

process of starting by eating a few pieces/bites of a food that isn't even that delicious, then not being able to stop.
"Those whole wheat prezels had me under the animal cracker effect."
by Nomey Nome September 1, 2011
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Chocolate Animal Cracker

The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.
I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!

I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"
by TheChocolateAnimalCracker September 24, 2012
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Better then your butt because it’s thiccer then you’ll ever be
hey I like your animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too
It’s thick
by Imtrashtehe October 27, 2019
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