A pussy that is either sexually repressed or completely and utterly unsatisfied before, during, or after sex and becomes angry as shit because it’s owner did not get off OR even come close. When a woman lies motionless facing the wall after sex, her pussy is getting angry and it is slowly becoming overwhelmed with rage. The woman will not talk about her pussy’s dissatisfaction but instead will merely use it, a little at a time, to make the life of the offending penis’s owner unbelievably miserable.
The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.
The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.
Dude, once she gets rammed hard a few dozen times it should tame her Angry Beaver.
I hear Bob can't get it up and I bet'cha his wife has one hell of an Angry Beaver!
I hear Bob can't get it up and I bet'cha his wife has one hell of an Angry Beaver!
by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008
Used to describe a number of maladies and discomforts that could befall the vagina. It could be severe razor rash, thong rash, a nasty yeast infection, or the onset of ones period coupled with pms.
by foofy January 17, 2009
When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.
by I'm gonna get you! January 03, 2011
When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.
J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
by hobsonator September 13, 2007
by reaper23 April 13, 2011
While fucking a girl in a lumber mill, your pounding her so hard that she has to bite down on a piece of wood.
by WackaWackaWacka! November 01, 2010
by Uncle Teddy!! August 04, 2009