Anabolic Shit

A truly humongous shit that rivals that of an elephant's. Anabolic referring its seemingly enhanced size - how can someone lay such a thing without being hospitalised. At this level a toilet blockage is almost certain. Pray for those who may have to share the same bathroom.

"Those two protein shakes and papa john's really did me bad. That anabolic shit actually fucking hurt"
"Didn't need to know that mate"

by Ok Big Nose January 21, 2023

Anabolic Liar

When somebody is blatantly taking steroids but continues to lie about in, sometimes in a tongue-in-cheek way.

Person 1: Did you see how big John got last week?
Person 2: Yeah....he's an anabolic liar. He has track marks all over his butt.

by MexicanSteroids October 27, 2014

anabolic homophobe

A homosexual fearing body builder who eats a lot cheese and drinks coffee every morning, and likes to sew.

Dude you're such an anabolic homophobe, stop sewing.

by Pepsidrinkingasshole January 19, 2009

Saturated Anabolic Osmosis

Sleeping with men who are physically larger than you and stealing their test.

Person 1: Bruh, how you lifting so much today? Person 2: Saturated Anabolic Osmosis Person 1: What is that? Person 2: Getting railed in the ass by larger men and stealing their test.

by black2pac March 26, 2021

Feeling anabolic

When you’re getting a good workout in and you’re pumped af .

Defined as; Dude after hitting 315 for reps on bench I’m feeling anabolic af

by Anabolic meat head April 04, 2025

Anabolicness

Anabolicness is the noun version of the adjective, 'anabolic', which comes from the greek word, "anabole" which means "to build up".

The pure Anabolicness of Jayden and Ayden are beyond this world, their Anabolicness makes Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ronnie Coleman look like beginners.

by Ava Harper May 09, 2023