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When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
by JScrub August 19, 2009
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You Can't Always Get What You Want

What is said by parents when their spoiled kids start asking for stuff they can't afford.
Michelle: So for my sixteenth birthday, I want Black Ferrari and a penguin.
Dad: You can't always get what you want.
by haham September 7, 2012
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I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.
The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat
by Your real name is your real na October 18, 2019
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In argument with JARED TO (THE FAGGOT OR FAG) throughout history is the problem.

THE CONCENSUS well , how TOXIC CAN WE GET JARED and not be against that as to truly serve up the TRUTH IN THE WORLD.

Some psycho JEW HATER of this movie , " EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK ?, the movie represented by WOODY ALLEN
EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? presented by a REUBEN SEXOLOGIST fails as both HOMOSEXUALS and not HETEROSEXUALS are the GRAVITY of the problem and how TOXIC it has to get to inform the concensus they are the OVERWHELMING CONCENUS OF PEDOPHILES.

So DR DAVID REUBEN as pay attention another REUBEN SANDWICH at hand is that how does a HOMOSEXUAL get that COCK or PENIS into that ASSHOLE has he has to force it up there as the ASSHOLE does not lubricate like the VAGINA and it hurts plus the FAGGOT wears out and not only that it is SEX AGAINST NATURE as clearly where in EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? shows clearly that these FAGGOTS and their DICKS call themselves GAY and all I met are far from happy so it is shown the hostility off THE INTERNET where ASSAULT AND BATTERY as well as MURDER takes place on the natural vulnerable human body.

This ASSHOLE DEXTER who seemed at first to be problematic anyway with that ADDICTIVE CRUSTAL METH gave CRYSTAL GEYSER WATER to show that the LAST CRY GREY SHITEATER will be the bigotry of showing THIS FAG GUY the book EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX , BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? by having WOOD CLEANER in the shower next to the AXE BODY SOAP presented a real TOXICITY TO IMMEDIATELY CAUSE INSTANT BLINDNESS if applied to SCALP or anywhere else since it contained METHANOL but JEWISH ANAL ALAN elected the SWAGGER BODY RINSE for far more conceited reasons
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 27, 2022
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Were you always Evil

Yes. You were never good. That was never a thing. You were delusional the entire time. You enjoy being that way.
Hym "And it say nothing about free speech or the rules because it's already again the rules. Had you know he was being tortured you would have done the same thing to him as you are doing to me. You where never a free speech guy. Speech isn't what's happening there. That is a prime example of the rules that already exist being ignored and imaginary rules that don't exist being enforced. The guy that was tortured and murdered on kick was entirely entrapped by the social convention that kept him there. Those people don't need a change of the rules but rather a heaping helping of murder. You need to be murdered with them. So, were you always evil? Yes. It's partially the jews and also the religion but also you're shit. You and the rest of the internet news garbage. The faster you get murdered the better. If you have kids your kids need to be murdered with you so you don't continue to taint this place. Anyone who knew and didn't speak out about it needs to be murdered as well. Starting with anyone named Matt. Kill all of them. These people are completely devoid of reason and are basically animals."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2025
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Why you always lyin

A popular dead meme where a man sang the words,"Why you always lyin?"
Popular within 2010-2012.
Person 1: Why you always lyin?
Person 2: Good one.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"
by QuacksO July 24, 2024
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