ALF

Ass I'd like to Fuck.

Man, she may be 45, but she's got an ALF ass I'd like to fuck!

by DrChisel November 18, 2009

ALF

An acronym for Animal Liberation Front. They are funded by the so-called 'animal rights group' PETA, and are currently under FBI watch for being a known terrorist organization.

Dude, the ALF just fire-bombed my dad's car dealership and now were homeless!! :(

by mastershake211 April 14, 2006

alfs

Gum Disease. You can tell when a person has alfs, because their gums are in such diseased condition that when they smile, pus runs down their teeth.

Man 1 : dude, Sally looks like she never brushes her teeth.
Man 2 : You got that right, the girl has Alfs disease. Anyone who kisses her is gonna get a mouth full of pus.

by gum rot October 22, 2007

Alf

Alf!
The brown creature from the popular 80's sitcom of the same name. A certain Law & Order actor bears a striking resemblance to Alf.
You might be stuck in the 80's if you still have an Alf T-shirt.

Wow, Sam Waterson really looks like Alf!

by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003

Alf

If you're 93 years old, you should know who Alf is. Actually, you should know who Alf is if you at least lived in the 80's. Even the 90's.

For those that don't know about Alf, his real name is Gordon Shumway. He is given the nickname Alf, which is an acronym of Alien Life Form. He hails from the planet Melmac. He is covered with an orange fur, and he looks like the cross between a mammoth and an orangutan. His favorite food is cats. Now you should have an idea on who Alf is.

Danny: "I'm watching the first season of Alf on DVD."
"Alf."
"ALF."
"You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is? Piece of crap!"

by Deathgrind > you August 30, 2007

Alf

Alien Life Form

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Alf

To put some sunglasses on your penis to do an Alf immitation.

Last night Jeremy won the Alf contest because of his big and hairy dick.

by TiLex February 26, 2009