ALF

The Animal Liberation Front. Another Animal Activist and Vegan Group supported by Peta.

The ALF tagged KFC last night!

by Obsessive_GC_Freak August 27, 2005

ALF

An animal liberation group that most people hate. Some ignorant people havn't come to realise that breaking the law is the only way to freedom. Most of you say that they are "terrorists". They are nothing even close. If breaking the law for freedom no matter of species, race, or gender is wrong, then why is it that we fight wars? We are killing people aren't we? That is against the law last time I checked. I was ok for the black panther party (a group of blacks that used violence to gain freedom), but it's not okay for the ALF to use violence for the freedom of animals? What makes humans think they are superior to other species anyways? I mean if we are so "superior" than can you please explain to me why we fuck things up so bad? War, Animal Cruelty, Pollution, etc. I could go on for pages. If we have the largest brains (which I never hear the end of) then why are we the most ignorant. As for PETA. Give them a break. Sure, they make some mistakes. But who doesn't. Oh and btw I really don't give a shit if you rate this 'thumbs down'. It just proves how many of you are ignorant.

ALF: (free's animals)

Ignorant person: You guys are terrorists and aren't helping at all!

ALF: Tell that to the racoon I just freed.

by Jeffrop6691 March 21, 2007

Alf

Insulfuation of powdered vitamins, narcotics or supplements in the urethea, with the intent of higher levels of effectiveness.

I'm gonna Alf some cocaine off the some titties tonight.

by mollymull February 20, 2015

Alf

Dwarf kind of creature with snappy attitude, hilarious, and super hip drug lord that owns bears to wrestle with... also called mini khabib

You owe alf money

by Eaglewannabe February 13, 2019

Alf

Acronym for Alien I’d Like to Fuck. Star of the hit series ALF, this Rodney Dangerfield ass little furry guy sure is bangable.

“Did you see Alf on ALF last night? What an ALF.”

by Paul Fusco March 30, 2021

Alf

To perform oral sex on a woman (to eat out her pussy); term is a reference to the 80's sitcom character, Alf, an alien that liked to eat cats.

Bitch, your pussy better be clean, because I don't want to ralph after I alf.

by Esteboner January 4, 2008

Alf

To be sexist, racist, anti-semetic, sectarianist, ageist and every other adjective used to describe some form of discrimination.

All of these adjectives are contained within this word, no fewer.

Name derived from the 1980s/90s extra-terrestrial sitcom character.

Commonly used as an insult.

Person 1: Have you noticed how discriminatory Stephen has been towards everyone lately?
Person 2: Yeah. Let's call him Alf.

by proudimagineer October 8, 2011