Aldo

A typical white boy that looks like a school shooter. Also dates sluts, does drugs, has a bigger than average dick, nuts in his skinny jeans and usually loses his virginity at 11

"Yo, don't become an Aldo man, he's a fuckboi"

by Mr.81G D1CK March 18, 2016

Aldo

Tricep

Yo, you got nice aldos.
Thanks, been working out my aldos a lot lately

by Blecksheep June 08, 2014

Aldo

Aldo or, "Aldo the Apache", is the character off Inglorious Basterds and is played by Brad Pitt. This is one of the best characters ever and is played very well.

Person 1: "Did you see Aldo cut into the Nazi's head?"
Person 2: "Yea dude it was totally sick!"

by Beasknees November 24, 2010

Aldo

Hes built diffrent hes a diffrent breed hes just the goat best guy in the world

Brad "Dustin is such a goat and built different we should call something else"
Chad "For real we should call him Aldo

by BruhAldo2 October 28, 2020

Aldo

Aldo, is shoe store in Canada, it is a high-quality shoe store company found only exclusively in Canada. Aldo was started up in Le Chateau in the 1900's, then after became successful and bought the chain stores Spring, Transit, Feet First, and Hush Puppies.

Let's goto Aldo and get those hot leather heels!

by Dreamy Ang3l May 21, 2006

Aldo's

The best place in Juniata, Altoona in central Pennsylvania to hear original unsigned music.

Check out The Underground at Aldo's this weekend!!

by cherishable73 July 09, 2009

aldo

a bald midget

brandons dad is aldo

by wedw June 19, 2018