alarm clock anxiety

when you know you have to get up at a certain time, but can't fall asleep to begin with, and you keep looking at the clock.

i was up all night with alarm clock anxiety, cuz i didn't want to sleep in and miss my job interview.

by ric_IH August 16, 2008

alarm clock

Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.

Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.

Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

Person One: Good idea!

by thenameisriley April 11, 2013

Alarm Clock BJ

When a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing fellatio on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.

My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!

by JTrainHasArrived August 6, 2010

Alarm Clock

An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.

The alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.

by punkchicka4 November 18, 2010

alarm clock

a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.

alarm clock:
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
kid:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."

by allisgoodindahood December 31, 2011

alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

alarm cat

A back-up waking device in feline form. Gentler when it initially goes off, but if you press the snooze bar, is subsequently harsher (depending on how hungry it is).

Alarm cat: mrrrow....>lick< >kitty head-but< >paw-nudge<
Cat's person: (sleepily) Mmmmmsnorzzzzzz...
Alarm cat, five minutes later: MRRREEEOW...HISSSS! >CHOMP< >SCRRRRATCH<
Cat's person: AIIIYEEEEEEEEE! Alright! I'm up! I'm up!

by S. Osborn August 24, 2007