35 minutes ago

Referring to one's masterplan having already taken effect when another person confronts you about trying to affect the outcome.

Can also be used to quickly prove one's intense intellect and stun foes, or to refuse invitations to do things that are extremely uncool.

Initially coined by Ozymandias of Watchmen, the graphic novel and movie.

Guy: Hey, you wanna go get something to eat?
Guy 2:Nah, I already ate. 35 minutes ago.

Boss: That memo isn't on my desk.
Lowly Corporate Peon: That's a shame, because I turned it in 35 minutes ago.

by thirtyfive March 17, 2009

many a doob ago

Synonymous to "ages ago" or "so long ago I've forgetten", but mainly refers to memory items that have been misplaced due to excessive marijuana use.

"Hey Tommy, do you remember that hot teacher from freshman math?"

"No way Cheech, that was many a doob ago"

by Bruce Hardy December 25, 2007

Long tine ago

Mexican for "LONG TIME AGO"

Jose: Long tine ago I live in Mejico

by Pizzlej July 16, 2019

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.

Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

Last Online 7 Years ago

A feeling all gamers have when their freind never comes back online after a match of cod or minecraft

(Xavier) hey dude i got to go lets finish this house tomorrow

(Alex) cya
Last Online 7 Years Ago

by LightSource October 4, 2020

Like a year ago

phrase used to express a long time ago,though sometimes can literally mean a year ago

Last time i played dodgeball was like a year ago, back in high school

by K.RID May 15, 2010

forever ago

Means to have been a long time ago.
Commonly said by Green Day in the song "Whatsername" in which the lyrics "forever ago" are repeated several times.

It can also be said by stupid retards without good grammar, people too lazy to express themselves in other words, and by people who really DO feel it's been forever ago.

Person 1: Hey, has that girl you met at the DDR party called back you yet?
Person 2: Nah.... it's been forever ago; dude, she isn't calling.

by cornerofcherrystreet July 12, 2007