Afonso is a guy that pisses you off every day, with his terrible jokes and just stupid comments. He has beautiful eyes but has a bit of a tummy, but is not fat, just chubby. He always falls in love with several girls that are much hotter than him and then shows no feelings towards them afterwards. Ladies should avoid afonso's at all costs, they are never good boyfriends. Afonso is a prick.
by Thatguyeverygirlwants November 7, 2015
Get the afonsomug. Guy1: It smells like shit in here
Guy2: You know the saying.... If ir smells like shit it was Afonso
Guy2: You know the saying.... If ir smells like shit it was Afonso
by Afonsosmells June 6, 2022
Get the Afonsomug. Afonso, someone who loves smoking and making puns. Also known as the kings of puns, Afonsos always know how to make people want to never hear another pun in their life.
by That One Hetalian October 22, 2015
Get the afonsomug. by Lol35679 May 24, 2019
Get the Afonsomug. by Mr. Mackintosh June 10, 2018
Get the luke afonsomug. The best guy you'll ever meet. He's very sexy and even smarter than most Vicentes. Afonso Allegro has a giant dick and uses it wonderfully, most girls you know will be able to confirm this because he drowns in pussy on a daily basis. Fon Fon is also a really good friend, either if you're going clubbing or just vibin with the boys. He isn't perfect because most people are jealous of him being that he is too good at everything.
Girl 1: " but is he good in bed?"
Girl 2: " even better, he's like an Afonso Allegro but obviously not as good."
Girl 3: " Obviously! No one is better than Afonso!"
Girl 2: " even better, he's like an Afonso Allegro but obviously not as good."
Girl 3: " Obviously! No one is better than Afonso!"
by Noutorin November 22, 2021
Get the Afonso Allegromug. Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way.
He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty
by AlexTheeeShawtiest April 20, 2023
Get the Afonso Joãomug.