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ADHLAS

(noun) Attention Defi...Hey Look! A Squirrel!

The acronym often spelled out by Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder sufferers when they try to state the name of their condition. During which they become distracted by small, North American mammals.
ex)

So did the doctor find out why you cant pay attention in school?

Yeah, he said I've got ADHLAS. Attention Defi...Hey! Look! A Squirrel!
by Skiierboy17 February 25, 2009
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Infernal Adolescence

A stage of life that one reaches upon realizing that he/she has already done enough bad things to guarantee going to hell - so why bother being good now?
It was apparent that he had entered his infernal adolescence by the way he made fun of the handicapped people.
by John W. Oates December 12, 2003
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the adolescents

THE most influential and kickass punk band to emerge from southern california.
the adolescents were just teenagers when their debut album rocked the charts in 1981.
by the storm drains April 22, 2009
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The Five Pillars of Adolescence

The Five Pillars of Adolescence must be achieved only when the individual is the teen age from 13 - 17. If one fails to achieve the Five Pillars of Adolescence before turning into and adult at the age of 18 then one's childhood memories shall haunt the individual.

Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol
Pillar 5: Sex
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"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."
by The Professional Killers November 2, 2011
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adulas

A word made up by Justin and Andrew while growing up in Arizona. It can be used whenever and however you'd like it. But it is mainly used when you don't want to give a straight answer.
Yo what's that your watching? Adulas...
Can I use that next? Adulas...
Can you help me do this? Adulas...
by Yanos January 15, 2008
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adolescent

the worst years of your life when your enimies are your friends your friends are your family and your family is you enimie. when girls freak out because they think having a pimple is acne and spend 50 grand on products to cover it up. when guys try to get in a girls pants before they even kissed the girl. just to be cool around their friends. when everything is a mess. homework piles to your head and you go on msn/aol/yahoo for atlease half of your day. when coke is not just a drink. skirts are pulled up to baerly cover the ass and pants are pulled down to show half your boxer. if your caught with your parents your social life is over. when people try to buy the most expensive things they can lay their hands on jsut to fit in. friends are backstabers and you life is just a living hell. so you make you life seem so perfect by partying every weekend and getting high.
prep1: EEEK!! I just got a pimple! omg omg omg now the quarterback is never gunna love mee!!!
prep2: //secretly thinks heheh yes now is my chance to go out with him// omg omg looks like we have to go shopping!!! i know this totally great stuff trust me it works

emo1: fuk look at the fukin preps i hope they all suffercate from the make up they use
emo2: my life is so horrible they know nothing.

trust me your adolescent years are the worst years of your life all the drama and stuff not cool.
by --lynn-- March 25, 2007
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Adolescent

A human between 10 and 20

Adolescence is a age to refer to a person starting adolescence starting at 10 and ending it at 21.
This is the average age of puberty.
Where kids are interacting with peers, getting embarrassed of moms and dads, confused about self identity, curiosity about sex, experimenting with alcohol, doing dumb things etc
But not all pubescent children are adolescents all Adolescents are pubescent children.
Friend : what did your adolescent boy do now?
Mom : he tried to climb out of 100 feet building and jump 🤬.
by 459395 February 10, 2022
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