I acquired it

A phrase used when a person without the necessary means comes into possession of an expensive or rare item. The "acquired" is usually drawn out to denote the metaphorical use of the word.

Dude where'd you get that cell phone?
I acquired it.

by Petey Nelsom October 26, 2007

legally acquire

To torrent something or download it using another unauthorized peer-to-peer service.

When you ask where you can get Eden of the East, do you mean where to legally acquire it, or where to, uh, "legally acquire" it?

by Shay Guy September 15, 2009

acquired scrotum?

the long, technical way to ask someone if they've:
"Got scrote?

"Acquired Scrotum?"
"Damn straight I got scrote!"

by Scrotometer #5 September 30, 2006

Acquired Taste

Describes someone who is ugly at first, but gets prettier when you spend more time with them.

Guy 1: Why are you hanging out with her? She's ugly.
Guy 2: Nah Bro, She's just an acquired taste.

by Thad Badassle August 20, 2013

Acquired Dislike

The opposite of an acquired taste. Someone you really like when you first meet them, but as you spend more time with them, your dislike for them grows.

Gary: "I really liked Dan when I first met him. Then I started to be around him more. Now I think he is an idiot and I can't stand to be around him"

Giselle: ''Yeah, he is an acquired dislike. That is why he has to change jobs so often"

by Gary656 November 4, 2022

acquired blindness

becoming attracted to someone or something after an initial encounter where there was no attraction

"Whoah, what happened to him?"
"He's got acquired blindness for that girl Amy. She's fricken ugly."

by Nately's Whore's Kid Sister November 4, 2011

Acquire An Amount

An alternative to "Get Some!"

"Acquire an amount BITCH!"

by DJ 9 August 12, 2006