A complete dill hole who only identifies with his own clique is stupid to the point of complete mental retardation, don't understand words bigger than three letters and can't read. They are generally extremely rude towards anything that is different (change is their natural enemy). this is important NOT EVERYONE WHO WEARS ABERCROMBIE IS AN "ABERZOMBIE" people can wear abercrombie and be totally awesome but almost all the time are insensitive fucktards that cant comprehend a thought more complicated than " should I have half a carrot or half a stick of celery?"
Like oh my gawd that person doesn't wear the same clothes as us and can read. Us Aberzombies destroy his self esteem
by codeman2103 October 09, 2007
someone obsessed with Abercrombie and who wears it all the freaking time. most of these "aberzombies" are teenage girls who look like sluts and are big bitches!
A girl walks in covered head to toe in abercrombie.
Mae: OMG! She is such a slut!
Britanny: I know! What an aberzombie!
Mae: OMG! She is such a slut!
Britanny: I know! What an aberzombie!
by Stella Luna April 02, 2009
One who wears a brand, exlusively, simply because it's the brand. Very common among high school and college-age people where, if the brand isn't worn the friends aren't made.
See Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Jack Wills, American Eagle, Aeropostale, etc.
See Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Jack Wills, American Eagle, Aeropostale, etc.
Person 1: Oh my god let's go to one of the above mentioned stores and get you a new outfit!
Person 2: *whips out shotgun, shoots Person 1 in face
Person 3: You just killed that Aberzombie and prevented an outbreak! You're my hero!
Person 2: *whips out shotgun, shoots Person 1 in face
Person 3: You just killed that Aberzombie and prevented an outbreak! You're my hero!
by Gay for Goldfrapp March 23, 2011
People who suck ass, are addicted to abercrombie clothing, and are complete shit heads and only have relationships wit ppl in their clique.
by THELEETESTKID March 24, 2005
A peculiar specimen which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.
Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttocks. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.
The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.
The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttocks. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.
The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.
The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
by boyracer December 16, 2008
The sort of tragic young homosexual scene-queen that is obsessed with the faux-distressed clothing they purchase at the AF stores
"Oh God those Abrezombies, I don't want to be them!"
by Carlos Ramirez April 19, 2005
Do you really care that much about what other people wear? I mean i dont really wear abercrombie but seriously guys, thats ridiculous! How does other people's clothing affect you? To be blunt, I think you guys need to find something better to do with your time than talk about the clothes you hate. GET A LIFE!!!!
by Caleb Smith May 30, 2006