"I just sneezed in front of a whole bunch of people, and I sprayed snot everywhere!"
"Now thats an A.S.S."
"Now thats an A.S.S."
by DJ Silly Hat December 3, 2007
Get the A.S.Smug. 
by The Great Brandini June 22, 2008
Get the A.S.S.mug. Bro, I was out in the woods and a fucking bear came up on me.
Oh Shit! What did you do?
I shot that mother fucker bro.
Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.
Oh Shit! What did you do?
I shot that mother fucker bro.
Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.
by sanfred July 7, 2011
Get the A.S.Smug. by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008
Get the A.S.S.mug. awkward side smile.
the a.s.s. is formed when one side of your mouth smiles while the other half remains unmoved. often used when trying to scare people away, because of its extremely awkward appearence. no matter how attractive you are, if used correctly the a.s.s. will transform you into an unworldly awkward specimen.
the a.s.s. is formed when one side of your mouth smiles while the other half remains unmoved. often used when trying to scare people away, because of its extremely awkward appearence. no matter how attractive you are, if used correctly the a.s.s. will transform you into an unworldly awkward specimen.
dude1: "hey man, can i see your a.s.s.?
dude2: "whaatt?"
dude1: "i only meant your awkward side smile. if we're going to this party, you'll need it to avoid talking to ugly ass chicks."
dude2: "whaatt?"
dude1: "i only meant your awkward side smile. if we're going to this party, you'll need it to avoid talking to ugly ass chicks."
by whore puppy August 14, 2011
Get the a.s.s.mug. by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012
Get the A.S.S.mug.