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A.S.S

An acronym for Awkward Social Situation.
"I just sneezed in front of a whole bunch of people, and I sprayed snot everywhere!"

"Now thats an A.S.S."
by DJ Silly Hat December 3, 2007
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A.S.S

by tIFF March 1, 2003
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A.S.S.

I love me some ganja plus some camels after a bowl. I belong to A.S.S.
by The Great Brandini June 22, 2008
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A.S.S

Acronym, meaning: Always Stay Strapped. A way of living. A great way of living.
Bro, I was out in the woods and a fucking bear came up on me.

Oh Shit! What did you do?

I shot that mother fucker bro.

Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.
by sanfred July 7, 2011
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A.S.S.

Damn, that girl has some serious A.S.S. problems.
by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008
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a.s.s.

awkward side smile.

the a.s.s. is formed when one side of your mouth smiles while the other half remains unmoved. often used when trying to scare people away, because of its extremely awkward appearence. no matter how attractive you are, if used correctly the a.s.s. will transform you into an unworldly awkward specimen.
dude1: "hey man, can i see your a.s.s.?
dude2: "whaatt?"
dude1: "i only meant your awkward side smile. if we're going to this party, you'll need it to avoid talking to ugly ass chicks."
by whore puppy August 14, 2011
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A.S.S.

I am so hungry after making love. I could go for an A.S.S. right about now!
by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012
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