A.S.

Anal Sadness - this horrible condition is usually a result of poor choices when eating the hottest, face melting Chicken Wings with your buddies. It *will* afflict you - you can't run from it, I promise.

I can't come to work today, I'm suffering from A.S. - can't talk.. gotta run!!

by plywoodchicken December 28, 2015

A.S

A term to use to describe a friend who at first liked anime. Then Korean culture, then tries to rap "Rap God"

That person definitely has A.S because of their speech, grammar and ability to talk extremely fast

by Bronie12312 January 2, 2017

A.S.

(ante scriptum): the opposite of a post scriptum (P.S.), seen at the beginning, rather than the end, of formal classical letters (physical forms of correspondence other than e-mail or fax-if anyone knows what those are anymore, in a tech dominated world!).

An A.S. can also serve as a caveat or an opening N.B. statement.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2014

A.S.

(ante scriptum): the opposite of a post scriptum (P.S.), seen at the beginning, rather than the end, of formal classical letters (physical forms of correspondence other than e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone-if anyone knows what those are anymore, in a tech dominated world!). It can also serve as an opening N.B. statement.

boy 1) if we have a P.S., why do we need an A.S. anyways; why not just use the classical N.B. as an opening statement instead?

boy 2) if a P.S. exists, why not lol, f-sag invent an A.S.?

by Sexydimma August 21, 2013

A.S.

(ante scriptum): the opposite of a post scriptum (P.S.), seen at the beginning, rather than the end, of formal classical letters (physical forms of correspondence other than e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone-if anyone knows what those are anymore, in a tech dominated world!). It can also serve as an opening N.B. statement.

boy 1) if we have a P.S., why do we need an A.S. anyways; why not just use the classical N.B. as an opening statement instead?

boy 2) if a P.S. exists, why not lol, f-sag invent an A.S.?

by Sexydimma July 9, 2013

Peyton A.S.

=Loser
A thirteen year old girl that acts like a newborn and she has elf ears. She also likes her cat, sometimes. Watch out she punches. Certified bad ass. Also referred to as: plankton, PlayStation, plantation, poker, pollypocket, Plato, pet, pinnapple

Peyton A.S. is a loser.

by smdney December 23, 2022

Michael A.S.

Good at all sports 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Michael A.S. : yooooooo look at that cat that thing did a flip
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*

by Dog_water69420 February 28, 2021