Stands for post alcoholStands for Post Alcohol Depression, which is typically experienced after a particularly heavy and prolonged drinking adventure. It is the low point one must endure after enjoying the high. Characterized by feelings of depression (mostly in the morning), sleeplessness, night sweats, deep regret and sorrow for all of the awesome things that victim is now remembering doing. More conscientious individuals suffering from P.A.D. may find it necessary to make many apologetic phone calls, and attempt to get one’s life back in order.
Person 1: did you see Wes this weekend, he was so awesome and funny.
Person2: No, do you think he will be out tonight?
Person1: i doubt it, after a weekend like that he is probably suffering from P.A.D.
Person2: that is too bad, we should make him some cookies to cheer him up
Person2: No, do you think he will be out tonight?
Person1: i doubt it, after a weekend like that he is probably suffering from P.A.D.
Person2: that is too bad, we should make him some cookies to cheer him up
by wesley belden June 30, 2008
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Dude 1: Yo man that bathroom fucking stinks!!
Dude 2: Thats because I just took a P.A.D.!!
Dude 1: (exits bathroom) Damn...i just took the biggest P.A.D.
Dude 2: Siiiickkkk
Dude 2: Thats because I just took a P.A.D.!!
Dude 1: (exits bathroom) Damn...i just took the biggest P.A.D.
Dude 2: Siiiickkkk
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A Very Conservative Political for Profit Organisation based in Australia, with the majority of the senior management coming from a Slavic background. New members are recruited by invitation only.
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-the amount of dick one girl acquires in the span of a month.
-if over a 4.0 in one month go to per week basis.
-also goes for gays
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-the amount of dick one girl acquires in the span of a month.
-if over a 4.0 in one month go to per week basis.
-also goes for gays
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