1. A place frequented (ideally nightly) by; ballers, big ballers, shot-callers, pimps, gangstas, P.I.M.Ps, gansters, gangsta-pimps, thugs, rappers, and other fabulously well to do people. Most of which will arrive in a whip(preferably on dubs), and once inside will proceed to get krunk, and or jiggy. The primary focus once in da club is to holler at shorties. often clubs feature loud repetitive noise provided by a DJ for the patrons to bounce.
by egbdf September 18, 2005

by XxTokerxX4Life October 03, 2008

to go to a driving range
ME: Hey guys let's go clubbing!
Kyle: Ya awesome! I'll bring my golf clubs!
(happiness for all ensues)
Kyle: Ya awesome! I'll bring my golf clubs!
(happiness for all ensues)
by Steveeee?#@$ April 16, 2008

The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like you're going to a royal banquet or the bouncer will throw you out. Usually, illegal drugs are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.
by yup September 15, 2003

What you strike baby seals with.
by Faceplant April 26, 2005

Clubs, like most concentration camps, are crowded, dark, damp, and lacking of sustenance. Its prisoners are tortured with loud, awful noises produced by people with Down syndrome.
Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society.
Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society.
by rpr March 28, 2013

by poontang June 30, 2006
