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spark a woody 

Means to light a blunt, since weed is often called tree and trees have wood.
Spark a Woody get a buzz like lightyear
spark a woody by RottenPoop October 20, 2017

woody with a hoodie 

Holy shit...
Charles took his sexy little boxer briefs off, and ran his woody with a hoodie right down my fucken throat....again
woody with a hoodie by Juwel June 12, 2018

pulling a wood 

To fondle someone while they're sleeping or "fake sleeping"
This girl was asleep in my bed so I fondled her while she slept. I was totally "pulling a wood" on her.
pulling a wood by Goodtimes123 April 21, 2012

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

smoke a wood 

The action of smoke a Backwood cigar. Typically when the phrase is used it is implied that the individual is not smoking the tobacco in the cigar, instead they fill it with their marijuana.
Him - Yo lets get a pack of woods and spark.
Her - Since when do you smoke Backwoods?
Him - I smoke a wood a day with the loud pack from Pablo from down the block.
smoke a wood by NotYourPlug July 11, 2017

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.
A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.