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A Blooming Weed

Someone or something doing their best to just make things work.
"I heard Anne's car needs some repairs?"
"Yeah, she's been a blooming weed with it lately."
by AIJT October 17, 2019
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and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.
"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"
by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010
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a pound of weed

A pound of weed is a 1000 g's where it goes normally for 10 dollars a g. A pound of weed would get you a major discount and depending on the seller could range anywhere from $2,000 to $5,000 although, if you buy it separately 1g at a time will reach $10,000.
I BOUGHT A POUND OF WEED WHERE IT AT PABLO!
by Davdi January 19, 2018
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a cap of weed

when weed is in the bowl
a cap of weed we smoked last night was loud
by Hdbehfbruen October 6, 2019
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popin a weedle

to become erect, to have an erection.
now dont go popin a weedle over my girlfriend, she's taken.
by valois16 January 11, 2011
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Wack A Weeder

To masturbate a man. Can also be used for a woman. See also "Hand Job"
Hey, you wanna wack a weeder?
by Joe Kaios January 3, 2005
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Does a duck with a boner drag weeds

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?
by wordfanagler January 2, 2019
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