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"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."
"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"
"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"
by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010
Get the and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed mug.A pound of weed is a 1000 g's where it goes normally for 10 dollars a g. A pound of weed would get you a major discount and depending on the seller could range anywhere from $2,000 to $5,000 although, if you buy it separately 1g at a time will reach $10,000.
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