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eat a pussy

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack
Melissa: Hey John, you freaking suck at flip cup.
John: Eat a pussy Melissa.
eat a pussy by Wibklen May 8, 2018

National finger a pussy day 

The day where it is acceptable to finger any girl's vagina.
Donald trump did not only grabbed her pussy he fingered it too because it was National Finger A Pussy Day.

pound a pussy 

to have a hard/fast/rough sex
pound a pussy by coldhearted May 15, 2014

Pulling a pussy

Inability to comprehend whether to pull or push open a door.
"M'lady" (tries to open door unsuccessfully)"shit, I'm pulling a pussy"

being a pussy

acting in such a manner that is unbrofessional and bitch-like
Being a pussy is acting in such a manner that is unbrofessional and bitch-like

"Wow, Jack is being such a pussy he can't stop his eyes from watering!"
being a pussy by dubv20 January 22, 2017

blow up a pussy 

Pull apart the labia and blow into the vagina, then pinch it closed. Stand off to the side and release the lips. If it sputters, throw her back. If it whistles, she is a keeper.
Hey Randy, you ever blow up a pussy? Yes Bob. Why do you think I married your daughter!
blow up a pussy by Ass Biscuit December 29, 2007