porter on a monday

Nothing feels important

I feel like porter on a Monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018

James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"

Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*

by SurosAlt January 23, 2021

Pop a tit Monday

On a monday ask a female to pop a tit on ft or messages

“Let’s see a tit today for pop a tit Monday “

by Yeskizzi March 21, 2022

SHOUT A LOT MONDAY!

Any Monday where by you feel that you may actually want to shout at people via the caps lock feature on your keyboard.
Invented by Kronk of The Battlefield Gym home of The Glasgow Freestyle Fighters Forum on 11/05/2009

HAD ENOUGH??!!! OR DO YA WANT SUMMORE!!!! ITS "SHOUT A LOT MONDAY!" FFS DONT YE KNOW!

by WINSTON RUDDY CHURCHILL May 11, 2009

a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

Dub-a-lub Monday

Getting black out on Monday drinking Dupra Vodka.

Are you coming over for Dub-a-lub Monday?

by Red Drank January 4, 2008

Pulling a Mondal

'Pulling a Mondal' refers to telling someone you will show up at an event and then you don't.

If you fail to show up, it means you just 'pulled a Mondal'.

E.g.

Greg - Dude, had a blast last nite at ma place!! Y didn't ya come?? Ya promised!!

Frank - Sry mate.....had work..

Greg - You 'pulling a mondal' on me?!!?

by dr.quake March 2, 2011