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A Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
by ProtoZone March 28, 2011
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fire off a missle

Have anything good to read? Im going to fire off a missle.
by BVE July 8, 2006
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fire a missle

v. To send out an emission of shit from one's poop chute.
"I was late because I forgot to tell Mission Control that I had to fire a missle. Oops, sorry guy."
by blu-paroo December 31, 2004
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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