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Your dad went to go get milk 2 blocks away. A dad is the excuse of spoiled milk.
A dad by Depressed No Dad November 16, 2022

a dad joke123 

a dad123 joke is Dads who tell dad jokes because they either have a lot of pets or are lonley
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such a dad 

A guy that us super hot and everyone loves

what a dad

Often used as a term for calling someone “daddy material”. They are often hot and fuckable. Another term for “damn he’s hot. I’d fuck him.”
Me- *sees a hot guy* what a dad. I’d fuck
what a dad by Applejackpeel January 1, 2018

Stop being a dad and start being a daddy 

Most commonly used by girls with overprotective boyfriends, this is an argumentative term to use when a girl finds herself being lectured (like a father would) by her boyfriend instead of being loved (like a boyfriend should.)
Boyfriend : I will not allow you to go out tonight and party, period, do you understand?

Girlfriend: Stop being a dad and start being a daddy!

like a dad 

A slang term that can mean either 'really well' or 'really badly', referring to how someone does at an activity.
"'Cos old Alvin smoked 50 a day in his youth he now wheezes and coughs like a dad."
"Steve Vai can play guitar like a fucking dad mate."