"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
by UDPseudonym001 May 4, 2020
"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
by curly b March 25, 2006
to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.
by ACII August 1, 2010
Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.
by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019