Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements
"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
by UDPseudonym001 May 04, 2020
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someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.
"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
by curly b March 25, 2006
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Speed Bag Hammers

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.
Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.
by ACII August 01, 2010
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Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see
After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.
by Brentroxum February 01, 2024
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bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 04, 2024
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bag of hammers

Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.
by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019
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