I wanna hippity hop out a window

When you hear or see something so bad that it makes you want to jump out a window and kill your self

“Oh my god brad just broke up wth me, I wanna hippity hop out a window”

“This is so stressful, I wanna hippity hop out a window”

by Just Another White Guy March 4, 2019

crack a window

Open up a window (or a door) just a little bit to let some air inside

Could you crack a window? I think Gene is losing it. He's gonna faint any minute now

by OboeCrack June 16, 2014

Punting a child out of a window

The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do

“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”

by Shallom69 September 13, 2019

Gay as a window

The epitomy of Gayness, no insult referring to a persons sexuality is as offensive as being told you are "Gay as a window"

Chris-"Shall I wear the purple sweater with the diamond pattern on it tonight?"
Karen-"Sure, if you want to look as Gay as a window"
Chris-"Yes I do"

by Chris VG May 20, 2007

we have a window

The brief time you have to have sex when your kids are away

Hay babe we have a window

by Wow they’re reading this April 26, 2022

Break a Window

When a high bill or payment catches you off guard and you compare it to the cost of having to pay for a broken window.

Nicole: We’ll take the check
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?

by ace789nj November 16, 2018

ass in a window

A terrible stinky smell of an unclean ass hanging out of a window for some reason.

Don’t go in there, it smells like ass in a window.

by AJHawkgb50 February 2, 2018