squidward

The only Spongebob character who can hit the dab

Did you see squidward hit the dab on that parade float?

by GrizzlyBaritone September 6, 2016

Squidward

The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.

Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.

by Nick September 20, 2003

Squidward

A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.

Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Squidwarding

Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants

i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping

by dan and adam June 26, 2007

Squidward

The skid mark a shit leaves on the bottom of the bowl.

John: That squidwards been in the toilet for like a week now!!
Joe: Piss that fucker off
John : k

by Hronk June 23, 2013

squidward

One of my many many many obsessions.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.

"Squidward is so awesome!^^ MOOOOOT!"-Me

by Laurel_Rokz December 10, 2008

Squidward

a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show

oh my word thats a huge cock on that squidwards face

by cocksponge squareballs September 22, 2003