Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

scoop-a-loop

Another way of saying rim job... you use your tongue as a scoop the loop being the butthole.

Margaret :"Moe do you scoop-a-loop?"
Moe : "Margaret that is gross, I will not give you a rim job"

by Rosewood September 8, 2016

scoop a bucket

A way in which someone can smoke el Mary Jane thou must clear his or hers “bucket” or they will be declared as a chicken

“Here bro come scoop this bucket” “ye didnae clear it ya chicken” “wanty come scoop a bucket”

by Dyldo1872 November 8, 2020

Not a Scooby

Shortened form of "Not a Scooby Doo" which itself is rhyming slang for I haven't got a clue. (Scooby Doo rhymes with clue.)

What time does the next bus arrive? Sorry, not a Scooby. Isn't there a timetable in the bus shelter?

by 9200feet February 22, 2011

Pulling A Scoob

A man in a Scooby Doo mask jerks off another man but the man being jerked off does not know who is giving him the hand job and instead of stopping it he says "Uh oh scoob, someone's yanking my tip." Then right before climax the man giving the hand job will say "Rut ro raggy, rime's up." Then the climax hits.

A homeless guy was pulling a scoob on my brother in an alley one time so my brother said: "Jinkies Scoob! If you wanted a scooby snack that bad you should've just asked!"

by Sister Goo August 21, 2019

A Scooby-Snack

It is a sexual act you perform with your partner. It is when you (The Shaggy) put peanut butter on your shaft and testicles and then you're significant other (The Scooby) licks it off like the famous cartoon character Scooby Doo. At the point of climax, The Shaggy is expected yell "Zoinks!" to notify The Scooby that they have climaxed.

"Hey, you want a Scooby-Snack?"

by PimpSlapDaddy May 4, 2021

Pull A Scooby

when you are confused by something and you tilt your head to one side and make a puzzled face... sometimes with an added ... "ruuooohhh?" sound like Scooby Doo.

I had no idea what she was saying so I had to Pull A Scooby.

by booze101 January 16, 2010