rip someone a new one

rip someone a new one to tear someone a new asshole to beat someone sensless or near death not being able to fight back

if someone lets their dogs loose again my yard to do their business i will have to rip someone a new one

by bluebear May 19, 2022

tear you a new one

Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.

Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone.

Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three

by Way to go, douchefag! July 16, 2009

Teriyaki a New One Burger

A teriyaki-flavored burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Teriyaki a New One Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Ripped Me A New One

From the Latin derivative, Rippitus Aholus, Literally: "Ripping one a new A**Hole"

ie; When she found out I cheated on that test, she "ripped me a new one"

by Wallach May 22, 2008

tear a new one

tear a new one; a way of getting a job..wen u observe ppl not working and being more cliquey and in consultative mode as opposed to getting things done..

when you are not afriad to get your hands dirty elbow deep..yknow as opposed to the shit that is fermenting there in the workplace.

tear a new one is a collegue friendly way of saying i like your job where can i get one just like yours etc..

man..im gonna tear a new one.. these bitches a new extra a$$hole for sho..

by Imgoingtotearyoubitchesup October 28, 2010

tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

Ripped me a new one

A phrase meaning to shout, scream, or try to convince someone from anger.

She ripped me a new one when she found out it was me who took her face.

by Minister June 1, 2005