Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013
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Definition: To create an imaginary Girlfriend and try to convince all of your friends she is real for an extended amount of time, but will ultimately fail in keeping the truth hidden.
Definition: To create an imaginary Girlfriend and try to convince all of your friends she is real for an extended amount of time, but will ultimately fail in keeping the truth hidden.
Justin has to be Pulling a Mike, There is no way he met some girl in North Dakota when he lives in Florida!
by GrudgeHumper January 10, 2009
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To sit around at a train station for upwards of 10 hours everyday regardless of weather, in hopes that a good train will come. Mikes often enjoy chocolate milk, and calling people driving around the closed crossing gates "Stupid Knuckleheads."
Man! I pulled a mike for so long yesterday that my chocolate milk started to curdle! Tomorrow, I'm going to Pull a Mike again!
by Not sick... yet July 6, 2011
Get the Pull a Mike mug.To pull a Mike refers to get a negative result on an examitation/culmination.
A mark less then 0% is considered a less then a failing mark as one recieves a mark below the possible mark possible to achieve. (The person who wrote the preceding sentence pulled a Mike 'cause they can't spell right.)
A mark less then 0% is considered a less then a failing mark as one recieves a mark below the possible mark possible to achieve. (The person who wrote the preceding sentence pulled a Mike 'cause they can't spell right.)
1. Guy 1: So what'd you get on your math exam?
Guy 2: I got -8% because for question 3a (3+8) I told my teacher to fuck off. She gave me a negative mark 'cause of that.
Guy 1: Wow you really pulled a Mike.
Guy 2: I got -8% because for question 3a (3+8) I told my teacher to fuck off. She gave me a negative mark 'cause of that.
Guy 1: Wow you really pulled a Mike.
by ArkaneDemon June 26, 2008
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Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.
Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.
Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?
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Get the To Pull A Mike mug.1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated.
2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.
3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.
3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.
2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.
3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.
2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.
3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
by amyfishhouse May 15, 2008
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