Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller.

when we say "Either you a fart smeller or a smart feller" we say this because when you're a fart smeller, it means you're acting like nonsense, or dumb. When we say smart feller, you're thinking things through.

Guy: I can't get through this problem on the test, can you help me?
Guy 2: Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller.

by yesyesyesokyes June 13, 2022

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60

Sometimes we all need one.

this is used if you want to start a new life

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60

by PGtips_drinker August 30, 2022

fuller than a tick

used by a hick

usually said after eating a little bit too much, resulting in being full

"Wow, I ate way too much cheese rice. I am fuller than a tick."

by macmurray college student 18 September 2, 2018

Fillet (Phil-A)

When a vagina is extremely swollen (butterflies outward) painful and raw, due to consensual sexual intercourse that is usually vigorous and lengthy.

Fillet (Phil-A) is a term we use to describe the appearance and physical toll rough, lengthy and continuos sex has on the vagina and person to whom vagina belongs. Fillet Can also be used to express a person's future plans, exploits and intentions sexually with another person.

""I am going to fillet her Tonight once we finally have some alone time."
"Kitty, can barely walk, yet she happily shared she was filleted all night, by a guy she just met!"

# It's incredible, 12 hours in and she is still enjoying that fillet her boyfriend is giving her."

by Boofing it May 2, 2021

mug filled with stuff you shouldn't put in a

funny mug name

ge the mug filled with stuff you shouldn't put in a mug

by octo_366! May 24, 2023