Slam A Dookie

1. To take a massive poop

2. Taking a poop in which most of the poop comes out at once, usually in one fantastic blast of awesomeness, usually making noise.

3. General term used for pooping

1. "Dude!!! Light a match after you slam a dookie!"

2. "Oh man, I feel awesome, I just went and slammed a dookie."

3. "Move out of the way I have to slam a dookie!"

by Zupwat February 18, 2009

smoked a dookie

To smoke a PCP/crack cocaine laced marijuana cigarette.

Freeze, down on the ground , why are you naked?

"I smoked a dookie officer ."

by Antwan Swisher September 2, 2017

blast a dookie

Much like explosive diahrea. It comes out very fast, but it is usually very large.

Brennen was in the bathroom for like 30 seconds blasing a dookie, but it reaked like a 400 lb gorrila of a man was in there for an hour.

by RevStan January 9, 2004

shoot a dookie

1) to release fekel excriments from your anal cavity.
2) to take a shit
3) pinch a loaf

Hold on a second! I gotta go shoot a dookie!

by xtremelybuffji January 27, 2004

Hock a dookie

When you shit at high velocity.

Oh man, I just hocked a fat dookie in the toilet.

Hock a dookie

by wolddir January 21, 2022

Hock a Dookie

To eject shit from your mouth.

If you Hock a Dookie while eating, that turd is going to land in your food.

by TheTrueBrawler January 25, 2022

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022