Stage 5 Smiley 

Someone who uses an obsessive amount of Smiley face icons during a conversation.

Me: How was your day?
Her: Great :)
Her: Yours ;)
Me:Its been so-so
Her: :(
Her: Im sorry, you should cheer up 8)
Me: uhoh, looks like I got a stage 5 smiley on my hands..

Stage 5 Smiley by GRabbit35 March 4, 2010

stage 5 cling-on 

A girlfriend (or boyfriend) who won't leave you alone. He or she constantly has to know what, when, how, and with who you are doing anything and everything. He or she constantly calls you and wants you in his/her sights 24 hours of every day. This term could also apply to an obsessive admirer.

See the terms Charlene and Annoying for further reference.

Ryan: Hey Dan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna play some COD 4?

Dan: No, I cant. Erica is coming over tonight.

Ryan: Wasn't she over every night this week?

Dan: Yeah.

Ryan: Jesus christ, she's a fuckin stage 5 cling-on.

stage 5 cling-on by Ryan Greeneway March 4, 2008

Stage 5 Depression 

A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup

girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties

Stage 5 Depression by mothers penis April 1, 2020

stage 5 clinger

Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
It's a person who is obsessive over the guy or girl who took there virginity. Usually someone who is very insecure, a bitch, needy and/or clingy.

I haven't answered a single one of Megs calls or texts in weeks. Shes such a stage 5 clinger.

Meg is such a stage 5 clinger, she won't stop blowing up my phone.

Quick, we've got to get John away from Meg. She's a stage 5 clinger.

Meg should stop calling my boyfriend before i beat the fuck out of that stage 5 clinger.

stage 5 clinger by H Two. February 9, 2009

Stage-5 Clinger 

The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that you’re legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else you’re together and making sure it is known that they’ve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.

Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.

“Bro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next day”

Stage-5 Clinger by Boof_bro November 6, 2018

Stage 5 Clinger

Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, want's nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your dick within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.

Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."

Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently

spoke Nicole.

Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"

Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"

Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"

Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"

Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"

Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."

Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."

Stage 5 Clinger by Lankyrat November 16, 2009

Stage 5 

A snowboarding company based out of Boulder Colorado.

Always Rave Safe - and Peace Easy!

They're not gaypers...they know of Stage 5. They always Rave Safe and Peace Easy.

Stage 5 by A Stage 5'er March 16, 2009