May 30th

National Be nice to your boyfriend day

boyfriend: it’s may 30th
girlfriend: so what?
boyfriend: that means you have to be nice to me

by reallybigcheese May 30, 2021

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May 30th

The day when you have to be extra nice and complimentive to your girlfriend

“I hate you, bitch!”
“Wait, it’s May 30th! that means you have to be nice to me because i’m your girlfriend”

by daniellovesme May 30, 2021

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May 30th

international break your arm day

did you hear about that international break your arm day? it’s may 30th this year! i heard they’re doing it to make the amount of broken arms and legs the same.

by lily470 May 20, 2021

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May 30th

May 30th is National Sex Day. You have to have sex with anyone who asks you to, no matter what.🤷

Guy - Hey Olivia wanna have sex?

Girl - No thank you.

Guy - But it's May 30th?

Girl - What's May 30th?

Guy - National Sex Day!

Girl - Okay fine..

by danisreallyhorny May 29, 2022

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May 30th

Kiss your crush 3x day

Free pass to Kiss your crush 3 times

Hey guess what it's may 30th it mean 3 kisses

by Biggodman May 28, 2023

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May 30th

National Lena 'Tracer' Oxton day. The most important day in the year, where everyone pays attention to their favorite brit. This includes Hugs, kisses, compliments and hardcore sex. All hail Tracer

"Oh my god I forgot today was May 30th, national Tracer day and now i'm being hung for my crimes against Humanity!"

by Not Lena Oxton May 29, 2020

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