Mad Cunt 1: Oi
Mad Cunt 2: What Cunt
Mad Cunt 1: Guess What Day is Tomorrow
Mad Cunt 2: The Best Day Of The Fucking Year - January 26th
Mad Cunt 1: Fuck Yeah!!
Mad Cunt 2: What Cunt
Mad Cunt 1: Guess What Day is Tomorrow
Mad Cunt 2: The Best Day Of The Fucking Year - January 26th
Mad Cunt 1: Fuck Yeah!!
by Pussy Fucker . 69 October 28, 2019

If your name begins with d e g i k f r l or j your crush has to say why they like u and write a paragraph about you
Its january 26th oohh lily wrote me a paragraph
Thats nice fred i wish Caleb was spelt how mast spell it so darlagh would write me one
Thats nice fred i wish Caleb was spelt how mast spell it so darlagh would write me one
by Not_drunk74 January 25, 2021

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.
by ski279 November 1, 2019

by Nyshida December 17, 2020

On the 26th of January, if you are awake for longer than 12 hours, you turn into a carrot and can never be turned back.
by urbandlegends1234 January 25, 2025

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.
by ski279 November 1, 2019

January 26th is national get a cake day with your best friend. Even better if her name is brooke. If you are a parent of a kid with a best friend with the name of brooke you should definitely respect this holiday and get that cake ;)
by Notleilaniandbrooke January 26, 2021
