January 26th

The Best Day Of The Fucking Year (Australia Day)

Mad Cunt 1: Oi

Mad Cunt 2: What Cunt
Mad Cunt 1: Guess What Day is Tomorrow

Mad Cunt 2: The Best Day Of The Fucking Year - January 26th
Mad Cunt 1: Fuck Yeah!!

by Pussy Fucker . 69 October 28, 2019

January 26th

If your name begins with d e g i k f r l or j your crush has to say why they like u and write a paragraph about you

Its january 26th oohh lily wrote me a paragraph

Thats nice fred i wish Caleb was spelt how mast spell it so darlagh would write me one

by Not_drunk74 January 26, 2021

january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!

me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 01, 2019

January 26th

National day of show your dick in public

x:This guy is pedophile, his show ing his dick everyone.
y:No bro it's January 26th

by Nyshida December 17, 2020

january 26th

the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay

idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH

by missdumbass January 26, 2022

january 26th

send your boyfriend an arch pic day or aka january 26th

just send him one 😁 on january 26th

by jeralphin January 27, 2023

JANUARY 26TH

January 26th is national get a cake day with your best friend. Even better if her name is brooke. If you are a parent of a kid with a best friend with the name of brooke you should definitely respect this holiday and get that cake ;)

You: "Oh hey its January 26th"
Brooke: "oh yeah let's get a cake"

by Notleilaniandbrooke January 26, 2021