October 26th

Is the day when all girls receive no cramps, unlimited chocolate and there crushes hoodie

Bro Guess what it’s october 26th

by Whahahahagirlx October 26, 2019

October 26th

Today, October 26th is National Dick Day.
You officially have to get your dick sucked by a girl.

Guy 1: Did you know that today is National Dick Day?

Guy 2: No, what does that mean?
Guy 1:Today, October 26th is National Dick Day.
You officially have to get your dick sucked by a girl.

by Shakaro October 26, 2019

October 26th

October 26th is a day where you ignore your friends. You cant even text them. So far to you they dont exist on this day.

Girl: "what day is it?"
Boy : ...
Girl "why aren't you talking to me?!"
Teacher: Its October 26th friends cant talk or text eachother

by 7smiles October 24, 2019

October 26th

national hickey day

Me:hey Rebecca what day is it
Rebecca: October 26th
Me: it's national hickey day!

by ;):( October 15, 2019

26th of october

October 26th is national cum inside day-get cummed inside your pussy or anus and pray you don’t get pregnant

“baby you know what day it is?“
“26th of October?”
“yep spread ur legs and let me cum inside you for national cum inside day “

by arriannathecumslut October 26, 2019

26th of October

On this date, bonds that will last for a lifetime are created. Relationships that start on this date, are probably going to be full of endless love!

(Friend): when did he ask you out?
(Me): on the 26th of October

(Friend): you are so lucky,He definitely loves you!

by Futurem1lf April 3, 2022

October 26th

National stay in bed and cry day you must stay in your bed and cry

Oh its october 26th lets stay in bed and cry😭

by JOE MAMA 420 October 26, 2019