January 26th

The Best Day Of The Fucking Year (Australia Day)

Mad Cunt 1: Oi

Mad Cunt 2: What Cunt
Mad Cunt 1: Guess What Day is Tomorrow

Mad Cunt 2: The Best Day Of The Fucking Year - January 26th
Mad Cunt 1: Fuck Yeah!!

by Pussy Fucker . 69 October 28, 2019

January 26th

If your name begins with d e g i k f r l or j your crush has to say why they like u and write a paragraph about you

Its january 26th oohh lily wrote me a paragraph

Thats nice fred i wish Caleb was spelt how mast spell it so darlagh would write me one

by Not_drunk74 January 25, 2021

january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!

me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 1, 2019

January 26th

National day of show your dick in public

x:This guy is pedophile, his show ing his dick everyone.
y:No bro it's January 26th

by Nyshida December 17, 2020

January 26th

National show a guy your tits day!

Hey it’s January 26th….

by tftctcctctc January 26, 2025

january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 1, 2019

The legend of 26th of january

On the 26th of January, if you are awake for longer than 12 hours, you turn into a carrot and can never be turned back.

The legend of 26th of January is an urban legend, dating back to 16th century england

by urbandlegends1234 January 25, 2025