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2 second tony

Someone who ejaculates after only 2 seconds of sex.
Oh my god, he's a 2 second Tony.
by N1ck_the_d1ck March 2, 2016
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2 Second Scramble

When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.
Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.

Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"
by GDrizzle June 4, 2011
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2-second fight

An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.
by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021
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by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025
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