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2 second charlie

An expression used during/or referring to sex when a man ejaculates very quickly
"Dude I wanna go after Nina, but I haven't been laid in a while. I need some practise before her, otherwise I'm gonna be 2 second charlie."
by Thob October 4, 2009
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2 Second Frencher

A really quick Blow Job. Europeans are very active, busy people who sometimes want the pleasure but don't have the time. Time doesn't limit the enjoyment so the giver must be skilled to deliver the same amount of titillation. Romantic, not sleazy.
Pierre, before you run off for work at the baguette bakery, would you like a 2 Second Frencher?

Oui!
by SarahTurdleDurd March 11, 2009
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2 second pumper

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.
My bf is such a "2 second pumper"
by THEword 14 September 30, 2016
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2 Second Scramble

When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.
Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.

Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"
by GDrizzle June 4, 2011
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2 second tony

Someone who ejaculates after only 2 seconds of sex.
Oh my god, he's a 2 second Tony.
by N1ck_the_d1ck March 2, 2016
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2-second fight

An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.
by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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