April 17th

National shut the fuck up bitch day!

Mia: talking too much

Mazzy: mia, it’s April 17th

Mia: oh shit

by daddy.chill November 15, 2019

April 17th

National boyfriend day. The significant other puts some sappy ass shit on social media (specifically instagram) showing how “great and wonderful” their relationship is when they really ain’t about shit.

Fuck. It’s April 17th. Time to delete my instagram.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 27, 2018

april 17th

national day of bananas. banana is the most beautuful fruit. On this day you can eat just banans and nothing else because if you don’t eat just banans you will have bad year.

april 17th

by bananas are life April 13, 2019

April 17th

national max day. people named max have to marry whoever sends them a screenshot to them even if they are fruity.

max: what day is it
me:April 17th, we getting married

by mommy dom fetish April 17, 2021

April 17th

International blowjobs day

Hey honey it’s April 17th feel free to get on your knees :)

by Tom joblues April 16, 2021

April 17th

The day the mustang was born in 1964.5

On April 17th 1964 the mustang was built.

by Snvert97 March 31, 2019

April 17th

My cake day🥳
It’s a day wear to hottest bitches in the U.S get ready for hot girl summers

Stacey: ouu the hotties coming out
Alana: No duhh it’s April 17th

by Alanaaaaaaaaa October 29, 2019