july 16th

On July 16, its another national dick suck day!

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!

by Trapbart June 24, 2017

July 16th

People born on July 16th are angels and u should never ever ever hurt them in ur entire life.
PERIOD.

Person: hey! What's ur bday?
Person 2: it's July 16th
Person: that explains why u are SO AMAZING

by Let's.just.forget December 17, 2021

July 16th

Its National Asshole Day!

Nows the time to acknowledge all the assholes in your life.

Sophie: Hey is July 16th!

Isaiah: Ok?

Sophie: Its National Asshole Day

Isaiah: And?

Sophie: You're an asshole

by Harassment1234 November 14, 2020

July 16th

the day two teenagers fell in love.

(usually named ell and molly)

*july 16th 2020*
“will you go out with me?” molly asked

“:0...i-...yes.” ell replied

“i love you molly.”
“i love you too, so much.”

by peanug November 15, 2020

July 16th

The best people are born on this day. They can be annoying but they're the best at football. They are nice and would do anything for you.

Hi when's your birthday
Its July 16th
CAN WE BE BESTIES PLEASE

by Ghoulix November 6, 2021

July 16th

National destroy a shoplifting detector day

Person 1: Dude, they have shoplifting detectors
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?

Rip shoplifting detector 07/16

by DuckBackscratcher October 1, 2023

July 16th

National give your partner your shirt or hoodie! They haven’t told you this but they really would like one from you and they will love you even more then they already do (which is A LOT)! If you got this sent to you they REALLY REALLY REALLY want your shirt/ hoodie!

you: “hmmm OH today is July 16th! i should send them this!”
your partner: “WOW! i didn’t even know that was today! sure i will give it to you when i see you today!”

by fvckschool101 July 15, 2021