January 13

The day, month that only true thugs are entrusted to have a birthday on. If you were born on this day your most likely one of the coolest people on.

P1:Keanna was born on january 13th?

P2:Yea, that must explain why she is sooooo friggen coooool

by TSTESS December 30, 2008

January 13

January 13 Is love your girlfriend/boyfriend day! give your loved one lots of hugs and kisses today or you will get bad luck.

Give me 1555500 Hugs

why?

because it’s january 13!

ok!!

by AllieDuches12 January 12, 2020

January 13

National shlong day. If you were born on this day than you for sure have a monster penis, a gigantic gourd, or a big bertha downstairs.

Wow, you were born on January 13! You totally have a shlong.

by Jacob Sheridan October 23, 2019

January 13

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 13
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 13

national tell a girl she’s pretty day🤩

Its january 13! you know what that means...

by wkfjjfjdjdjsksksoro January 13, 2021

January 13

People born on january the 13 are actually the best people in the world. Make sure January the 13ths people are happy cos they are normally depressed asf. Jan 13ths normally have a need for acceptance, and also are capricorns (the best star sign)

random person- " u wanna hang out"
January 13- "No"

by TisMeTheBest August 4, 2021

January 13

The day you meet the love of your life, the day your life changes forever. ❤️

Freind: When did you meet your fiance?

ME: I met her on January 13 ❤️ ❤️

by LOVE009 December 11, 2020