12 inch dick

The mythical size of a normal males dick.

CHAT ROOM 1

Chatter 1
"i have a 12 inch dick !"

Chatter 2
"thats like a unicorn!"

Chatter 1
"what do you mean?"

Chatter 2
"it doesn't exist"

12 inch dick

by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. September 30, 2010

12 inch punisher

A really long dick (maybe not really 12'') that has the power and strength to abuse a pussy. Even an already well stretched pussy stands no chance against a 12 inch punisher. Most of the time a 12 inch punisher will hurt or stretch the pussy it is attacking or pleasing.

Oh my God, Tommy your 12 inch punisher is hurting my tight pussy so much! You need to pull out before I stretch even more!

by Mr. Woolfy January 18, 2017

12 Inch Christmas

When your about give her the dick but you want it to be a surprise.

Her: “What am I getting for Christmas?”

Me: “You’re about to get a 12 inch Christmas surprise”

by Star Spire December 22, 2019

12 inch lynch

anyman with the last name lynch who has a penis the size of 12 inches, no longer or no shorter then 12 inches, exactly 12 inches

Jake:hey whos that guy?
Anthony:oh you dont know? thats 12 inch lynch
Jake: damn better not let my g/f find out!

by bigdaddycake March 31, 2009

12 inch club

A exclusive organisation of those proud individuals who own a 12 inch shmacker

John: hey kiddos, wanna see my tackle?

Kids: nah it's probably tiny

John: I'm a member of the 12 inch club!

by Absolute belta February 27, 2017

12 inch punisher

A really long dick going in your vagina and it really hurts hents punisher

OMG PULL OUT UR 12 inch punisher a is hurting me

by Annastoner January 18, 2017

12 inch Slong

A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.

Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.

User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong

Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing

by HollisterPseudonym May 20, 2017