0.5% rule

The phenomenon that denotes the homosexual rule. A rule that decides if you are either straight or gay-

1. If you define yourself as 100% straight = you are 100% gay.
2. If you got 0.5% gayness in you = you are 100% straight.

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my dick?"
- "Ew wtf, no dude" = 100% gay

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my schlong?"
- "Hell yeah bro, gimme that (no homo)" = 100% straight

0.5% rule

by Schlongdong123 September 4, 2020

national 0.5 day

national 0.5 day where your pictures that are taken in the 0.5 camera shine on december 8th.

“Hey do you know what today is?”
“December 8th”
“No silly, national 0.5 day!”

by smoochi December 8, 2022

5 cents (five cents/ $0.5)

locusts in mainland china make a profit of RMB$0.5 for being a communist propaganda machine online. each entry posted in forums will worth 5 cents when they attack USA, HK, UK or any foreign countries, or praise the communist party or Strong Country (mainland china). It is a lucrative biz but eventually millions of souls will be sold out (if there are any!)

yahoo news in HK is flooded with 5 cents (five cents/ $0.5)! go fetch the pesticide!

by ddt76 February 9, 2013

National 0.5 day

National 0.5 day is a day to be twerked on and take a 0.5

Friend: it’s National 0.5 day let me twerk on you and take a 0.5

by National 0.5 day October 3, 2023

person 0.5

Fought in world war 2 but is now a happy grandpa who understands his grandsons memes.

Person 0: died in the war
Person 1:good guy/main character
Person 0.5: both

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

Taylor’s 0.5 millimetre defeater

When your getting head from your girl and your about to buss a nut and she takes a breath and then you push her head down and get your foreskin stuck in her braces and then it gets ripped off. Specifically ends up with a chunk of foreskin in her braces.

Bella is giving Freddie and his boyfriends a sloppy blow job and accidentally gives Frederick a Taylor’s 0.5 millimetre defeater

by Eddie brennikmiejer September 30, 2025

point 0.5

when you've been so out of touch with the world. as soon as you step outside and interact with people, you realise its what you had been missing. i mean, theres kids asking to hug you, how can you not

"do i say yes. do i take part. do i give. do i care. do i come back?"
"woman, you're at point zero, no, point 0.5"

by Krkič September 25, 2020