Face like a half eaten hamburger

Not attractive.

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

penelope in a half shell

A person who is not afraid to show their inhibitions, while maintaining their corky demeanor.

A penelope in a half shell could be a person who does a sand crab walk as their greeting.

by Molly and Bridget August 27, 2008

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny

Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

by Tim Browne April 3, 2004

dick ‘n a half

A dick ‘n a half isn’t a dick sewed onto half a dick. It’s actually a term for a dick so large, it transcends time and space. If you tell someone to suck a dick ‘n a half. It means you are telling them that they are the biggest cuck known in all of the multiverse.

“Go suck a dick ‘n a half!”

“*loud gasp*”

by TheToppestBottom October 2, 2019

in for a half

British slang referring to going in for a quick drink. Though it originally refered to half a pint of beer, it's now gone to a quick pint, or 2 pints, or so on and so forth.

"Dan, do you fancy popping in for a half"

by Jack C. October 14, 2005

Duce n a half

When one duces (takes shit) and the turd is overly long; qualifies as a "shit and a half" = "Duce n a half".

Bro 1: Dude, you took long enough on the shitter!

Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.

Bro2: I love those!

by Brah Slayer November 13, 2011