hoot

To mess something up; to completely screw up; fuck up a lot; be a fuck-up in life

"Hey, don't be mad bro, cause you hooted that lay-up!"

by hootyandtheblowfish October 10, 2009

hoot

an extremely attractive woman.
derived from hot

that chick was hella hoot!!

by Derek D'Gilly June 14, 2004

hoot

a foolish/ a dumb person

what a hoot..!

by nikky1900 April 20, 2009

hoot

Originated from the late Bay Area comedic rapper 3pac, something who gives too many hoots is someone who gives too many shits about something. 3pac coined phrases such as "zero hoots, son" meaning "don't give any shits, son," could be used the same way that people use the phrase "yolo."

John: Yo Ryan is hella down after losing the game on saturday.
Quinn: Yeah man I heard, he just gives too many hoots, son.
John: Haha yeah man, he gives wayy too many hoots.
Quinn: Zero hoots, son
John: Right on man.

by BAbois April 12, 2017

hoot

Synonym for "hot"
Often used by Russian seventh graders.

Drop it like it's hoot!

by ShadowCatTm January 29, 2019

hoot

The sound of the fart that a man makes after he has taken it too many times in the ass

When Mr. Shaulis got back from jail he hooted constantly.

by Seventh March 23, 2007

hoot

poor quality marijuana

Thats not chronic bro, thats hoot shit

by Rachael Kavaganaughanaughv January 18, 2005