Someone Who will never feel the touch of a women; a person who touches themselves to japanese animation.
by Leatherneck July 16, 2008
Get the Kenyonmug. by coochwrapsupreme November 15, 2019
Get the Kenyonmug. 
The involuntary act of one's legs becoming limp and causing one to grab onto nearby objects for support due to a concentrated administration of emotion. This can also potentially result in a decrease of speaking functionality leading to numerous phrases or quoting "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" including but not excluded to "Love is my Legs" or "I just, I can't."
Person 1- How great was Downton Abbey last night?
Person 2- oh god no I'm Kenyoning. I don't even. Just yes. But actually. *falls to the ground grasping onto nearby wall*
Person 2- oh god no I'm Kenyoning. I don't even. Just yes. But actually. *falls to the ground grasping onto nearby wall*
by Babiesicant January 9, 2014
Get the Kenyoningmug. a hot fuckable man that leaves the girls breathles. he has an eye for women and he always picks the hottest and most fuckable with big tits and nice round ass. Yeah id say you should fuck him because hes hot
by saamas May 4, 2009
Get the kenyonmug.