Glazed Éclair

Dropping a hot steamy loaf on anothers chest then coating it in semen.

She was hungry for a glazed éclair, so I made her one.

by Bone Daddy47 November 2, 2024

Éclair

An Éclair is when someone pulls down your pants and you shart and it squirts in their mouth.

Oh Crap! Eli just left gave me an éclair Gross!

What the hell Veronica I spent hours washing my hair only for you to just éclair in my mouth.

by Deathly me December 31, 2019

When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.

Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!

by Finding Chemo July 22, 2024

when a male ejaculates into his semi-solid shit, filling it up like an éclair, and then gives it to his sexual partner to eat

male 1: Bro, I took the nastiest dump last night
male 2: You should have made it into a reverse éclair for your wife like I did

by urbandicktionsharer December 8, 2019