An odd form of courtship, performed when a guy takes a crap and the turd is on his ass and he smashes it into another guy's ass, making the turd squished between the two men's buns, making a sandwich.
by Nbruno UAC June 11, 2006
Get the turd sandwichmug. An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.
by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009
Get the Turd Sandwichesmug. He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!
by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2023
Get the fried turd sandwichmug. by german9pacman February 15, 2010
Get the turd sandwichmug. When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.
by ScootyPuffSr. January 24, 2021
Get the Minnesotan Turd Sandwichmug. Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022
Get the turd sandwichmug. A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.
by Konfukd December 2, 2019
Get the Turd Sandwichmug.