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Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.
Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!
The way a dog moves when it seems to tap dance, moving its paws rhythmically back and forth. A miniature, cutesy form of "tapping."
The dog always starts tunting when I get home!
Tunting by Florentike June 17, 2019

Over trusting a fart 

It’s when you think you are going to just fart and you shit your pants
Over trusting a fart can be very messy.
Over trusting a fart by Spacey69 January 17, 2023

trunding 

1. Trying to get something trending on social media and failing.

2. Copying others instagram or tumblr trends and claiming them as your own.
2. '' That bitch is copying my instagram style!!!! ''

#trunding #bitch
trunding by Instagirl August 27, 2013

elephant trunking 

the process of smacking your penis across the face of a woman during sex
After I donkey punched that hoe I woke her up by elephant trunking her 6 times across the cheeks

Trenting 

The action of giving a gift known to be damaged in some way rendering it useless to the recipient. Arguably a representation of "It's the thought that counts" to its very limits.
Dude, are you seriously trenting that broken cup as a Christmas present?
Trenting by Zombleton Smith December 15, 2016