An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.
I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.
by Chubbs Rambone July 27, 2011
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by Kaiser2000 May 23, 2008
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Get the english breakfast mug.by _D_A_D_D_Y_ April 19, 2018
Get the English Breakfast mug.A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
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It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
by Srdjan April 30, 2008
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