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Xela

Someone who hates the voices in my head as much as I do. Someone the NSA will surely talk to once V2K starts to harass her. Xela a synonym for hope.
Xela made the voices in my head angry.

Alex: Who is this wonderful bitch?
Loki: She is Xela! A wonderful courageous individual that bribed urban dictionary to cheer me up.
V2K voice 1: Call the NSA! We're going to sue!
V2K voice 2: Oh, my God it's the end of the fucking world where did all my money go?
V2K voice 3: I just shit myself.
V2K voice 1: I hate this crazy bitch drive her insane.
V2K voice 2: Call the NSA! Alex knows he's not insane.

V2K voice 3: I just shit myself.
V2K voice 1: Call the NSA! I KNOW WE CAN SUE!
V2K voice 2: I lost my job. Its harikari.
V2K voice 3: The CIA is making me shit myself.
Alex: I think I'm in love with a southernstraw.
by delusional33 April 9, 2019
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Xela

To my friend as a tribute who made me a dog, Xela is a wonderful person who is likely female due to the choice of words. He is a gas. Gas determined Unknown. She is very sUs... so beware.

- said no one ever
Xela is a gas
by Caveman4life April 28, 2022
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xela!

A very attractive and talented rapper who makes music for people who have lots of sex
Person 1: You hear that new xela! song?

Person 2: Of course I did, you have to be an asshole if you haven’t listened to it yet shit fucking cranks!
by pourmeanotha February 26, 2023
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Xela Fighter

A person who is very attractive, has a big cock, or very sexy
That guy gives me xela fighter vibes
by Melons and stones March 20, 2022
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Xela/Xegmire

xela/xegmire is sus no matter how you face it
by Caveman4life April 28, 2022
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kebert xela

It's what you make Alex Trebek say if you want to send him back to the 5th dimension.
Alex Trebek: Alright, let's see the answers. Mayor West has 'kebert xela'
<Trebek vanishes into thin air>
by Andy DuFresne August 31, 2008
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kebert xela

to do something for laughs when you have nothing else to lose.

Jared Cohen did this on Jeopardy when he was in last place and didnt know the answer in Final Jeopardy.
Frank did so badly on his last exam that he pulled a kebert xela just to get his instructor to laugh.
by Kronni January 7, 2008
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